Hello old friend. While it has only been 4 days since I last sat down before you to crack wise and make cat calls, I stand before you today a completely different person, but I’m getting ahead of myself. Allow me … Continue reading
Today is the day that MOST Texas schools are BACK IN SESSION. Parents are weeping, tears of joy and sobs of ”Where did the time go!?” Me? I’m bummed the traffic will be kicking back up, but I’m also filled with glee. You see, … Continue reading
Neil Armstrong, American Hero has died, he was 82 years old. Rather than wallow in the sadness of his passing, I want to instead focus on his bravery. In a letter released just last week, Richard Nixon’s speechwriter, William Safire wrote … Continue reading
If you’re a kid in Texas, chances are this weekend is your LAST WEEKEND of the Summer. Of course, everyone else in my great state is CRYING because traffic is about to get f*cking awful in our urban areas. I … Continue reading
Legendary Muppeteer Jerry Nelson passed away at the age of 78. Jerry worked with Jim Henson on a variety of projects and voiced famous Muppets such as Robin the frog, Lew Zealand, Camilla the Chicken, and Floyd Pepper. But Nelson is most … Continue reading
Yellow band bracelet fans, smug suburban fathers who cut me off in traffic, and Cancer crusaders are going to be putting Bailey’s in their cereal this morning. Lance Armstrong, national treasure and hero to millions, just got stripped of his … Continue reading
Once upon a time, Steven Seagal had a legitimate career. He was married to the hot chick from Weird Science and something of a martial arts wizard. What we didn’t know at the time is that Stevie was and is … Continue reading
Normally, my shriveled tiny black organ of a heart is as cold as an Alaskan Outhouse. But not today. This morning, I’m crying like a newborn after reading a story out of Roanoke, Virginia. Meet College Student Jordan Addison: Jordan attends … Continue reading
Post By Mad Dad: The Drug Test “Do you need to use the restroom?” It was an odd question. Then again, I was a drug test virgin. I’d just been awarded a new position and as a precursor to my … Continue reading
For the Holidays this year, our entire clan is planning on going to the family ranch, just in case that whole December 2012 nonsense has a shred of truth. Just yesterday morning, I was telling Lover Fo’ Life that “The world is … Continue reading