Making the virulent rounds on the interwebs is a portrait of British class and distinction. Behold, the English Rose in bloom!
What you are looking at is a young rapscallion attending his prom.
I’m not sure how old he is, but seeing as the size of his swimsuit is “grape,” I’m going to assume he’s too young for me to crack terrible jokes about him.
So, I’ll just say this…
1. The Neon Orange spray-painted on wiener was a nice touch. Nothing like a subtle nod to the dong to set off a piece of fine evening wear.
2. I’m dying for those socks. And the Tinkerbell scooter for that matter.
3. The true star is the exquisite and virginal beauty on his arm for the evening. Doesn’t it look like homegirl deserves a more satisfying post-prom beefcake? I mean sure, this young lad clearly has the personality part covered. But I just don’t think he’s man enough for such a delicate piece of fine china.
The Mankini. Started by Sacha Baron Cohen AKA Borat all those years ago, hopefully ended as of this post.