Happy Tues-the-Extreme day, my beautiful and precious reader. Today is the weekly holiday at grouchymuffin where we devote time to LIVING IN THE EXTREME! And this fine day I have some EXTREME CULTURE AND CLASS lined up for y’all. Artist … Continue reading
I have been best frienemies with my arch-nemesis Mark, since 1999. We met in Mythology class and bonded over a shared disdain for the dipsh*ts sharing said class with us, and a mutual love for the made for television movie, “The … Continue reading
Uncle Fester almost made me spit out my Yoo-Hoo with his winning caption in last week’s caption this contest. His prize, as it is for every winner each week, was a post on request. The topic Fester gave me was … Continue reading
Fondue. When I hear that word my mind usually conjures images of cheesy monstrosities from the 1970′s. But today, I come to you a changed person. Forget the bulky pots with weird pokey-stick skewers. French Design House, Miit has revolutionized the … Continue reading
‘Don’t worry about boys’ Being the agitated, Costanza-esque father of a young daughter, it’s difficult not to observe father-daughter relationships from afar. Whether it’s between people in the store, people I know or even concocted relationships in film or TV, … Continue reading
Angry Baby is 21 months, but as far as she’s concerned, girlfriend is two years old. Since moving earlier this Summer, Lover Fo’ Life and I have made a point to give Angry Baby her own space to play, run … Continue reading
“Would you like thighs with that?”- Uncle Fester Runners Up: “Good call on McD’s after a run!!!”- Russell “This Earth shirt makes me think I should make up global warming and invent the internet so I can tell everyone about … Continue reading
In a progression that should surprise no one, Snoop Dogg the doggfather, AKA king of smoking reefer is dropping a Regae album called “Reincarnated.” Oh yeah, and he’s going by “Snoop Lion” now. Here’s Snoop Lion’s debut track, “La La La.” Not … Continue reading
The 1980′s were a heady time for being a prankster. TV’s Bloopers and Practical Jokes was a hit show and the joke-shop boom of the early eighties had every child in America going through a joy buzzer/dribble glass phase. But the adults … Continue reading
I provide a pic. You provide a witty caption in the comment section. Contest ends Sunday Night at 11:59pm. Winner announced Monday. Without further adieu, CAPTION THIS! … Continue reading