The Burger King Bacon Sundae, ALTERNATE TITLE: I Give Up

Bacon has left a permanent grease window on the soul of the American identity. Several years ago, bacon became pop culture’s go to mana, and it’s been clogging up my life ever since. See, while I enjoy bacon for what it … Continue reading

Pizza Machines: Coming To America

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, I have three words that will forever change your life and obliterate your pants size FOREVER:  Pizza Vending Machine. A while ago, vending company A1 Concepts debuted a Pizza Vending Machine in European movie theatres. It’s … Continue reading