Happy First day of June!
For some unknown reason everyone in the dang universe gets married in June (knowitalls- don’t tell me…I have no desire to learn why.)
So in honor of the month where all of the weekends are ear-marked with the hokey pokey and your bank account becomes depleted one hastily slung together wedding gift at time, I’ve brought back an old friend.
It’s our caption this contest!
Rules are simple: I give you a photo, you provide the caption in the comments section. Enter as often as you like. Contest Ends Sunday at 11:59pm. Winner gets to give me a topic, any topic, that I will then craft into a prize POST ON REQUEST! Now that all the vows have been said and the eyes have been rolled…
Caption This!
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She’s certainly not marrying him for his Ding Dong.
Who does that Ho Ho think she is wearing white?!?
Ha! They’re both cream filled.
Six months later, Twinkie the Kid was born.
One thing we do know, they’re not gay.
Neither family liked them “marrying outside of their kind.”
I hate looking at our wedding pictures. I look so fattening in them.
This marriage could survive a nuclear explosion.
I now pronounce you Mr. and Mrs. Hostess. You may now suck out the bride’s cream-filled center.