Caption This Contest, Fire Away!
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I give the pic, you give the quip. You have until 11:59pm Sunday Night. Winner gets to choose a post topic. CAPTION THIS: (image via Reddit) … Continue reading
Monthly Archives: June 2012
Four Words: Fart Smell Cancelling Technology
Welcome to the future, my beautiful babies! The geniuses at Flat-D have brought an incredible product to market, something so glorious and life-changing, I’m weeping tears of pure joy as I type this. Say hello to the Flat-D flatulence pads. … Continue reading
Post On Request: Ebay, Where the Freaks Play
I’ve been a proud ebayer since 2001. In my eleven years trolling the site for stuff I don’t need, I’ve been witness to every nook and eBay cranny. For example, my favorite category is called, “Weird Stuff.” In this subset … Continue reading
Afterschool Special: No Mother In Law Jokes, Please
Hi, my name is the Crib Keeper. You may remember me from previous writings and long-winded fart jokes that have appeared on this very website. I’ve been absent from our realm of the absurd for a few days, but I … Continue reading
Los Angeles Art Gallery About to Kick the Louvre in its Grapes
June 29th an exhibit opens at Gallery 1988 that is so incredible, it makes a sunset look like dog turds. The title of the Art Exhibition is: “There’s Always Money In the Banana Stand,” Gallery 1988′s Tribute to Arrested Development Today the gallery released … Continue reading
Post By Mad Dad: Holiday Road
Holiday Road Summertime is when families cram into the minivan, SUV, midsize or – clutch the pearls – station wagon for the ultimate survival of will, the road trip vacation. I’m an expert. My childhood was littered with driving trips … Continue reading
Bret’s Career Has Gone to the Dogs
Bret Michaels is many things in this world, songwriter, father, wearer of terrible wigs, brain-injury survivor, walking STD petri dish, and now you can add: Pet Clothing Entrepreneur to the list. Bret has started a line of pet wear called, “Pets … Continue reading
Righting A Serious Wrong
Karen Huff Klein is a 69-year-old widow who works as a bus monitor in a New York suburb called, Greece, for a yearly salary of $15,000. Karen can’t afford to retire, as a widowed senior citizen she relies on her paycheck. … Continue reading
Wham! is Reuniting, Yes THAT Wham
Did you hear that? It’s the sound of nut-hugging short-shorts and “Choose Life” T-Shirts hi-fiving each other: THEY’VE GOT A JOB AGAIN, Y’ALL! The greatest jazz-handing pop duo, WHAM! is reuniting! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! Star of my childhood dreams, George Michael, and living … Continue reading
Caption This Winner!
Since cakes are referred to as “sheets” in retail……”Now you can get some sweet meat between your sheets!” – Knotty by Nature Way to go, Knotty! Come up with a topic request and I’ll get WRITE on it! … Continue reading