Never had a chance.
One of my favorite sites for all kid-related crap is called, Kidcrave. Usually, I troll them for awesome baby and toddler products, like this kickbutt wooden rocking horse.
Gimmie! Gimmie!
But thanks to a clever infographic they came up with, I’m now fully schooled on the MOST UNUSUAL BABY NAMES of 2011!
As a mother of a child with a unique name (Valor,) I completely understand the desire to think outside the traditional moniker box. Real Talk: Some of these parents need to be punched in the babymakers.
- Who the F*CK names their kid Peniel or Eh, for that matter!? Should’ve just had a ”Kick Me,” sign tattooed on the infant’s back, because the end result is going to be the same.
- Spoiler Alert: If you give your son the name Tron he’s got a 99.99% chance of being a virgin, FOREVER.
- What about those 6 boys named ASSER? More like,”Asserbeating!” HEY-OOOOOOOOOOO!
And to the 149 baby girls named after the CLASSY booze-laden Alize? I’m rooting for you little ladies. While odds are heavily stacked against you, I’m keeping my fingers crossed that y’all don’t end up working the day-shift steak buffet at a local gentlemen’s club.
Keep it classy.
Moral of the story, name your kid anything you want, but don’t be shocked when the internet (compilled of jerks like me) guffaws.
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As a teacher, I have seen many interesting names and strange spellings. Moises, Princess, Duyecker, and De’Qwon, Orionamir, Kanryuo, Nameera and Rowdy are a few.
I had a Shakur and a fellow co-worker had Shithead ~ pronounced Shith-eed.
My friend had kids in her class name Oranjello and Lemonjello. Pernounced Or-on-jello and Le-mon-jello. Serious.