But thanks to a clever infographic they came up with, I’m now fully schooled on the MOST UNUSUAL BABY NAMES of 2011!
As a mother of a child with a unique name (Valor,) I completely understand the desire to think outside the traditional moniker box. Real Talk: Some of these parents need to be punched in the babymakers.
- Who the F*CK names their kid Peniel or Eh, for that matter!? Should’ve just had a ”Kick Me,” sign tattooed on the infant’s back, because the end result is going to be the same.
- Spoiler Alert: If you give your son the name Tron he’s got a 99.99% chance of being a virgin, FOREVER.
- What about those 6 boys named ASSER? More like,”Asserbeating!” HEY-OOOOOOOOOOO!
And to the 149 baby girls named after the CLASSY booze-laden Alize? I’m rooting for you little ladies. While odds are heavily stacked against you, I’m keeping my fingers crossed that y’all don’t end up working the day-shift steak buffet at a local gentlemen’s club.
Moral of the story, name your kid anything you want, but don’t be shocked when the internet (compilled of jerks like me) guffaws.