Cupcakes: You’re Doing It Wrong.

Make a note of today. The date you are reading this post needs to be etched in your memory forever. Until now, each and every one of you have been eating cupcakes incorrectly.

Leave it to our friends at I Heart Chaos to set us straight. Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, I present: THE WAY TO EAT A CUPCAKE!!!



Slice it in two (through the cake base.)




Mindblown. Forever.

See what they did there? No longer will cupcakes be teetering, top-heavy, exercises in structural eating. From this day forward, cupcakes will be rightfully enjoyed down to the last bite. We truly are living in the greatest time.

Since we’re all about learning new skills and sharing them with the world, here’s another HOW-TO…this time in video form. Step right up and learn how to fill a sealed water bottle with Vodka!

Incredible isn’t it? Oh sure, it’s a bit labor intensive, but the end results are worth it. The world will be your open bar: children’s recitals, family gatherings, church, public pools-the sky’s the limit! No longer will you be frowned at for drinking from a flask. Afterall, water is the boy scout of beverages, no one will suspect a thing!

Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m gonna go shame eat some cupcakes the correct way and chase them with a bottle of water (wink.)

Shhhh! It’ll be our little secret.



Cupcakes: You’re Doing It Wrong. — 2 Comments

  1. Okay, the bottle trick …… that’s pure win. This would have been helpful to have known before I went to Disney World though.

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