An Australian soccer mom got a lil’ something extra when she took her kids through a local burger drive thru Thursday. Someone on staff thought it would be a great idea to draw a penis on the inside of the box the burger came wrapped in.
Wangs and boxes are nothing new, but when a wiener is drawn on the inside of a customer’s fast food wrapper? Well, it makes news here on grouchymuffin.
Kylie Steger drove by her local “Hungry Jack’s” a chain of Australian burger purveyors, and after getting home with the grub she purchased for her kiddos and herself, she found something special. An employee had drawn a peen on the inside of the carton.
Luckily, Kylie’s kids didn’t get or see the masterpiece, but she’s still fuming.
Real Talk: Even if the kiddos HAD feasted their eyes on the drawing,what would have been the big deal? Look at the shoddy sex-organ scribble, it ‘s more front portion of a Boeing 787 than weenie.
Here’s how the conversation would have gone had her kid got the defaced box instead: “Sorry son, they drew a COCKpit in the carton, simply ignore it and go back to stuffing your face with preservatives, fat and salt.”
Ms. Steger has vowed NEVER to eat at the establishment again. I know what you skanks are thinking: “Wouldn’t be the first time discovering a small penis ended a relationship.”
As for the peen-peddlers- Hungry Jack’s cooperate Office issued an apology to Kylie and has launched a thorough investigation to find out who the ”Picasso 2″ is.
Real Talk: I hope they never find out who it was, because this brilliant artist is a true Bon Vivant and deserves to continue his or her diddle doodles. I’m not saying I’d travel all the way to Australia to eat at a fast food joint, but if I somehow was the recipient of this brilliant masterpiece, well…I’d treasure it forever.
This story has inspired me. As an avid art collector and fan of all creative processes, I’m going to request the burger establishments I frequent follow suit.
Sure, I’ll have a few drive thru employees call the cops on me for being a creep…”Yes, could you please draw a crude penis or other piece of graphic sexual imagery on my box?” Awkward silence *WOOO* (<–sound of a Police Squad Car.)
But hey, I’m willing to take that risk for ART!