Foxy Senior Citizens of the World, this one’s for YOU!

Why yes, that's Andy Griffith AKA TV's Matlock.

I’ll bet you didn’t know, but STD’s among the elderly is a nationwide issue. Thanks to boner enhancing advances in modern medicine (and better health,) old folks are gettin’ it on more often and with more partners, one problem: they’ve been raw dogging it.  

Due to the astounding number of cases of Sexually transmitted diseases in older adults, the state of Florida released a Public Service Announcement, just for the “silver foxes.”

I’d like to do my older readers a solid and show the spot now. Because let’s face it, like it or not: your Nana is a vital woman who has needs that can’t be ignored,  even in her advanced age.

I’m not going to lie, I dry heaved a coupla times. But by the end, I was rooting for these lovable sluts.

THE ELDERLY’S LOINS HAVE GOTS TO BE PROTECTED, Y’ALL!!!!! Wrap it up you wrinkled hotties! This concludes my public service announcement, AKA givin’ back to the community! I’m such a selfless giver, what WOULD you do without me?

Stop Raw Doggin' It, Nana.

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Foxy Senior Citizens of the World, this one’s for YOU! — 3 Comments

  1. Dear God! What the HELL Florida!?

    Why couldn’t you have just shown two old women sitting on a park bench (one reading and the other doing needle point) having a factual heart-to-heart about knockin’ boots and the dangers therein?

    The last thing we needed to do is show Maw-maw and Paw-paw more positions to try in the walk-in bathtub. (Wonder if a manufacturer of hip implants helped fund the spot?)

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