Fun Fact: I’m closing on our new house all alone tomorrow morning. Even funner fact: Angry Baby has been a total chickweed ALL DAY. In case you haven’t noticed, I still owe last week’s caption this contest winner, Uncle Fester … Continue reading
An Australian soccer mom got a lil’ something extra when she took her kids through a local burger drive thru Thursday. Someone on staff thought it would be a great idea to draw a penis on the inside of the … Continue reading
It’s no secret that I have a healthy sense of self-worth. As a raving narcissist and budding supervillain, possessing high self-esteem is requisite. One of my many endearing qualities, other than being so full of myself that I started a website, is my endless … Continue reading
Today is going to be a great day. How do I know this? Because I woke up to DEB “SPOONS” PERRY in my inbox. For those of you unaware of who this stunning vision clad in casual ware is, allow … Continue reading
Pizza Hut, the AMERICAN CREATED chain of cheese-slinging pizza joints, made news on my humble little drunk tank of a website 2 weeks ago when it was revealed that the Pizza jerks created a HOTDOG STUFFED CRUST PIZZA (complete with … Continue reading
For those of you new to class, I watch NBC’s talent carnival, The Voice. I haven’t written a ton about it, because frankly, there’s no NAKIA(!) for me this season. I’m mildly interested this round, but a fanatic by no … Continue reading
Happy Tues-the-Extreme Day, my beautiful babies! Today we delve into the realm of the EXTREME. Me? I’m celebrating our weekly holiday by being EXTREMELY PRODUCTIVE. Between helping Lover fo Life pack for his trip to Brazil (I take him to … Continue reading
“What do you mean nobody brought a lighter?” – Uncle Fester Thanks to ALL who had the guts to enter a Marijuana-themed Caption This! Guess what? All you degenerates were HILARIOUS! Uncle Fester, you know what to do, send me your topic … Continue reading
Tomorrow Lover fo’ Life leaves for an almost 3 week-long business trip to Brazil. Unfortunately, instead of poppin’ bottles with a bunch of Brazilian babes, he’ll be cooped up in an office doing computery things. Friday, I close on the NEW … Continue reading
Stoners, burnouts, wake and bakers, Nanas with glaucoma, pot-heads, snoop dog, your uncle who always, “smells funny,” are all celebrating April 20th, aka 4/20 which is a world-weed Holiday. How do those go-gettum stoners celebrate the day? By smoking tons of pot … Continue reading