Please Let This Be Fake: The Bacon Coffin

Let me first begin this post with some clarification: Bacon is delicious and essentially, “meat candy.” With pork-laden delights such as bacon it’s no wonder people skip keeping kosher. But just because bacon rules doesn’t mean every nitwit on the … Continue reading

The Hottest Skank in the Election Game is Back

Callista Gingrich, our future alien overlord, is many things. She’s beautiful, rocks the hail out of the clearance rack at Chico’s, has a helmetĀ mane of bleach-blonde cotton candy, and most importantly, is down to party. You’d think having to hump … Continue reading