JK Rowling, the former street urchin turned successful Author is
hitting the ho stroll once again returning to the world of writing. She’s just signed to publish her first adult novel through publisher, Little Brown.
The ginger Goddess of spinning words into gold, previously did all the American printings of her Harry Potter books through the publishing house, Scholastic. New publisher means, she’s distancing herself from Harry completely. At least for this new ADULT book, she is. Details are coming later in the year, but I’ve already got PLENTY to say.
Listen lady, you brought Harry Potter to life and he is the hero of
lonely adults, fat virgins and children around the globe. I understand you are a CREATIVE ARTIST, who can’t be boxed in by your demanding fans, no matter how devout they are, or how many stacks of cash they’ve slipped you over the years…you’ve gotta be your own rainbow. Whatever is clever, write your little book, have jerks like yours truly rip it apart, in my mighty Megalodon jaws. Go for it.
Feel free to waste your time, and ours Ms. Moneybags. It’s not like the #1 fans of your Harry Potter series (AKA kids,) are going anywhere. Think of it this way, in 10 years, when you finally give it all up and decide to write Saved By Harry P: The College Years, all the children that are fans now will be a whole new crop of adult weirdos that dress up and shiz. Oh don’t worry Harry Potter dorks, I’m one of you.
I have a Slytherin Banner hanging in my office, with a Slytherin Coffee mug that I am sipping out of as I write this, while wearing an actual Death Eater ring. Fun Fact: when I was pregnant, Lover fo’ Life put his foot down and REFUSED to let me name Angry Baby “Bellatrix.” To say I’m pathetic, is an understatement.
But it’s that very pathetic-ness that makes me someone who is able to hopefully talk some sense into this crazy as hail woman. JK, from writer to writer, I want to tell you something, woman to woman.
I’ve got a title concept for your new upcoming novel, my scribing sister… It’s called, “Harry Potter and Get the F*ck Back to work writing, Harry Potter novels.”
Sure, go chase your creative rainbows in greener pastures. But first, let’s get another hit of that sweet, sweet Potter. After the next new Harry Potter book, I’ll be more than willing to read through a terrible novel while you figure out where your bread is buttered.