Waffle House Would Have Been Better Than Brenner’s

Such GLAMOUR!!!!

Those of you lucky jerks out there who are having a fancy night out, let me be the first to say: I’m jealous.

We’re rolling 3 deep in the snotty crew here, add the fact we’re going out-of-town this weekend, and our Valentines Dinner of delight is postponed until next week, AKA when we’ll be able to smell and taste again! Don’t worry, after the disgusting nightmare that was Brenner’s (NEVER GO THERE!) Lover Fo’ Life and I are going straight to Fogo de Chao.

Tonight? We dine on a romantic meal of Chinese delivery and watch a classic Vincent Price film about a man who dips his lover in boiling acid (House on Haunted Hill.) With any luck: we’ll be passed out in bed, with cheap chocolate frilly wrappers strewn about, by 10pm.

Of course, EVERYONE’S plan tonight, is a pile of monkey turds compared to THIS fine dining establishment…It’s Chez Waffle AKA Valentines Day at the Waffle House!

Right this way, we's fancy!

For the 5th year in a row, certain Waffle House restaurants around the country are classing it up tonight, just for the lovers.

Classy!

But you don’t have to take my word for it, watch this INFORMATIVE local news segment all about it!

Shout out to TYLER BRIDWELL at the 1:51 mark…or shall I say, shout out to his date! Homegirl is getting dressed up only to be “surprised” with a trip to Waffle House. Tyler, I hate to tell you this, but you’re not getting ANYTHING tonight. Not even a kiss.

Sigh, There’s always next year!

Happy Valentines to all, and to all a Waffle House Night!

And one last thing…enjoy these valentines from our YOUTH!

 

Thanks Jeff!


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Waffle House Would Have Been Better Than Brenner’s — 1 Comment

  1. We’s fancy,indeed! Our Waffle House hosts an enchanted evening of bacon and hashbrowns with a slogan something like “Smothered & Covered… In Your Love”. I’d tell you how I know that, but I’m still embarrassed.

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