February 5th 2012, AKA “Super Bowl Sunday,” most of the country will be glued to a football game, but me? I’ll be glued to the commercials. Why? Because Matthew Broderick is reprising his iconic role of Ferris Bueller for a … Continue reading
This post was originally titled: “Wheel of Hate.” It was going to be all about how Wheel of Fortune’s Pat Sajak and Vanna White hate each other culminating in my findings from a special 4 month-long internet quest to find proof that Pat and Vanna wish the … Continue reading
Today is either the greatest day of your natural life, or it’s the day when you permanently throw the peace sign at humanity. Youtuber and inventor, Ben Heck has created a piece of technology that is a TRUE MARVEL OF … Continue reading
Lover fo’ Life is a politics junkie, his bachelor’s degree is in the subject. Of course it’s useless in his career, but his still enjoys a deep and impressive command of theory and current events. Some men watch sports, L4L … Continue reading
Monstermike won our last Caption This Contest, as the winner he was able to choose any topic that I would then in turn weave into a post of comedic genius. Here’s the topic Monstermike gave me: “…when we were kids one of the … Continue reading
OMG! A Tues-the-Extreme Day MIRACLE!!!!!!!!!!! I’m speechless! Via … Continue reading
Welp, Hollywood announced their nominees for the annual Academy Awards Ceremony this morning. And in typical fashion, it was a real snooze fest. Look, I watch the Oscars, but only because I love to laugh at people who congratulate themselves; the parade … Continue reading
I awoke this morning with a ray of sunshine beaming on me. The source of the bright and miraculous light came from my inbox, with a note from reader Rick that said: “This guy was born to be on grouchymuffin.” I … Continue reading
Mathew McConaughey has just shot up about 10 notches on the awesome scale because he’s reprised his role as DAVID WOODERSON! You might remember him as “The skeezy, old, burnout in Dazed and Confused!” Yep, McConaughey put down the joint and squeezed back into his painted-on … Continue reading
Hello there, I didn’t see you come in! You’ll have to excuse me, I’m getting settled into my new cubical here at ROCK BOTTOM. Today, my senses were violated in every way possible, and I’ve hit my all time limit … Continue reading