Looks Like We’ve Made It!

How are you this fine morning? That’s nice, you’ll have to forgive me, I’m in a self-centered cloud of heaven right now.

Tuesday, while you were avoiding work reading fart jokes (aka visiting this clap-trap hobo parlor,) I’ll bet you had NO IDEA you were visiting a REPUTABLE news institution.

Yesterday, we (grouchymuffin) were cited and quoted in a news broadcast on the website, NEWSY!

For those of you who haven’t yet seen this GEM of a video…WATCH IT NOW!

I’d just like to take this moment to say a few words about my illustrious moment, excuse me…OUR illustrious moment…

1. My copy sounds sooooo much better coming out of a NEWS HUNK. Thanks Blake Nelson, and let me just speak on behalf of all the bloggers here at grouchymuffin when I say: “Feel free to use me anytime!” (getyourmindoutofthegutter.)

2. Yes, I meant to spell Chief as “Cheef.” Here’s the definition according to your burnout cousin Urban Dictionary

Cheef: To smoke marijuana with one’s associates.

3. It’s safe to say the news media is making a rebound. Oh sure, there were some dark times of inaccuracy and “spin,” but thanks to the interwebs and REPUTABLE NEWS SOURCES, such as this clap-trap hobo parlor sturdily built pantheon of knowledge… NEWS IS BACK, BABY!

Finally, my beloved readers and fellow esteemed journalists: I promise to let this go to my head and  inflate my ego ten-fold (as if that were possible.) You see, being nice didn’t get me here, and I don’t intend on spoiling the recipe for success by adding humility and perspective any time soon.

Dreams come true! USA USA USA!



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