There’s really nothing I can say about the following 2-minute commercial.
Who am I kidding? There’s PLENTY I can say…
- Pretty sure my ears will never recover after hearing Vince say: “Problem with that shedding pussy?” (Side note: “Hi,” to all the perverts that just got directed here by google search!)
- Vince’s busted veil is the Webster’s dictionary definition of METH FACE! Kids: I’m not one to tell you how to spend your allowance, but it’s safe to say, it won’t be on narcotics after seeing those two minutes of Vince.
- Oh and to the dude in the commerical who is on a first date using a “lil’ schticky” to get his dandruff off…no need to knock yourself out, something tells me you won’t be seeing this date again, anyway.
- Shout out to the slutty flight attendant at the 1:00 mark. Who is she fooling? Homegirl is trying to snag a quickie.
- I like that Vince is ridiculing himself in a police line-up gag, sure it’s incredibly sad and pathetic, what can I say? I often root for the scumbag!
Real Talk: I’m glad this fool is back. Know why? He’s a train wreck. The last time he was riding high on success, Vince got high and slapped a Hooker! I’m not advocating violence towards the working girls out there, but I am advocating he really GO NUTS this time.
What say you Vince? I help make this new commercial a viral hit, thus re-making you the millions you snorted and smoked…In return? When you lose your shiz and go mad with power, you gotta do something really entertaining. Something along the lines of… huff some gasoline and steal the Oscar Mayer Wiener Mobile…but I’ll let you make the
poor final decisions, all I’m asking is that your meltdown be grouchymuffin coverage-worthy.
That being said I want to buy this product. I’m all the way convinced I need this Schticky schtuff! Hooray for impressionable infomercial enthusiasts!!!