Fox News has given us many things. I for one, will forever be grateful to them for all of the hot chicks they feature as “serious News Anchors.” But the Fox Business channel? Those hookers are dead to me.
Making the rounds on the internet, because only rich pepaws and sassy Real Estate agents watch Fox Business channel live, is a segment they ran about how the Muppets are anti-cooperation and are brainwashing our children.
I’ve retrieved it here for you, we’ll continue after the vid…
Look, I really don’t care where you are in politics, but to hate on the Muppets is pretty much the worst thing a human being can do (pay to see a Jennifer Lopez movie, is a close 2nd.).
The Muppets, are every-puppets: no matter who you are, there’s one you identify with. Be it Gonzo, the permanent weirdo with a proclivity for chicken, or Fozzy Bear, the horrible
blogger hack comedian, there’s a Muppet for that.
Speaking of, last night Lover fo’ Life and I went out and FINALLY saw The Muppet Movie! (More on that later.)
Oh and by the way: As a gun-toting Texan, who has multiple family members both past and present in oil, I wasn’t the slightest bit offended by “Tex Richman,” matter of fact, he was the BEST CHARACTER IN THE MOVIE (maniacal laugh.)
Happy Tues-the-Extreme Day, everybody! Now, on the count of 3 let’s all give Fox Business channel one, big, collective, eye-roll.