Ok kiddies you know how this works, I put up a picture…and YOU provide the caption (in the comments section.) I’ll read through all of your comedic gems and judge which one I like best. The Winner gets to choose a topic of which I will write a POST ON REQUEST about SAME DAY I’m given the topic. Basically, I become your personal ha-ha factory for one golden post.
You can enter as often as you like, the contest ends Sunday at 11:59pm. Winner announced Monday, so have your topic ready (in the event YOU are the one chosen!)
Now, let’s get to the matter at hand…CAPTION THIS:
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When I wrote to Santa last year and asked for a BMW… This is what he sent me… Underwear, a shirt for a dwarf, and a saxaphone. Fool I play piano! Get my gift right or we will forever have perverted pictures..
This one time at Band Camp…
Son, if you think THAT’s a horn, I’ve got one for ya….
Santa, is that a horn in your pants or are you just happy to see me!?!
You should’ve seen LAST year’s family photo.
Dear Dad,
I hate you for never loving me for WHO I AM! Now your son is a HO, HO, HO! (See what I did there? Gay prostitute.)
Merry effin’ Christmas, A$$hole!
Warmly,
Tristan
I know you won’t believe me, but I SWEAR I’m STRAIGHT!! It’s called Pledge Hazing!!! True, I might be traumatized, but do you know how many Congressmen have been Sigma Chi???
“Every time I try to make a little extra cash, dressing up as Santa, to buy my grandchildren new toys, some 15-yr-old boy with Daddy-Issues has to come and sit on my lap!?!”
DAMMIT! Wondermother already posted what I was gonna post.
She should win.
Sassy Sax Player: Santa, you smell just like my daddy does right before he slurs his words and shows me how much he loves me with his trouser snake…
All I want for Christmas is some dignity…at least enough to put on some pants…
Santa: I knew I should have picked Salvation Army Bell Ringer this year…having pocketfuls of pennies at me hurts less…
Pockets full of pennies THROWN AT ME* hurts less
5 bucks says Paterno wont report this
L4L – wow. winner.
No wonder Baron Hilton needed a drink.
Yes mom and dad A.K.A sgt Willis…. This is what I call a very merry Christmas, don’t Judge me…. Love Harry
This seemed to be the only way to tell you, I taught myself to play the saxophone, and Santa is really Derek, my boyfriend. Jenny and I broke up when she found a similar picture to this one… Love Mitch and Derek
Damn it, honey I sware it was only this one time… You were never supposed to find out..
You’ll poke your EYE OUT!!!
Psst…I like it when you try to shoot my eye out!!
That creep in the undies is ruining my view of the jolly man! Move, stupid! I wanna be HIS ho, ho, ho!!!!!!
“I got passion in my pants and I ain’t afraid to show him, I’m sexy and I know it!” merry Christmas your neighborhood mail man..
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