Happy TUES-THE-EXTREME Day errbody!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Today is the day of the week you and I make a concerted effort to live life in the EXTREME! Be it wearing a bikini in the freezing cold, eating a 5 pound burrito all by yourself or bungee jumping, it makes no matter what you do…as long as you are EXTREME about it!
Today I’ve got a real treat for all you fellas, it seems technology has been listening to your inner wishes. Well, the inner wishes of your 8-year-old self.
A bar in London is testing out a urinal that contains a video game controlled by urine stream.
I’m not making this
pee shiz up. Below is the video that will explain all to you… Side Question: What is it about a British Accent that makes ANYTHING sound fancy and classy?
I really don’t know what to think about this because sadly, I don’t have a penis. Part of me is super jazzed about the technology because it further cements that we are in THE FUTURE(!!) However, my “Mom Genes” kick in and want to throw hate. Why? Because using urine streams for sport is NASTY! And finally, the Skank in me (99%) chimes in with some feedback of her own…all of which I will share with you now.
The Men’s Bathroom of a Bar/Club is good for 3 things.
1. Anonymous makeouts with various skanks.
2. Doing your tee tee business as quickly as possible. So you can get back to the hot tramps in the bar/club.
3. Vomiting/ Urinating/ Smearing feces/ scrawling graffiti all over said Men’s room.
As one can see, there’s simply no time or room for time-wasting video game foolery.
That being said, it could be interesting…
I can see it now, a bunch of dudes with their wangdoodles hanging out cheering each other on while fiercely competing to have the best whiz. What are the winners going to do when they win? Hi-fiving is obviously out of the question (crowd groans.)
Hmmm it does have potential….Okay London, I’m into it.