Caption This Contest!!!

Ladies and Gentlemen, I am proud to announce CAPTION THIS is going to be a weekly contest until I tire of it!!! All you have to do is come up with a funny, clever or cute caption for the picture I have posted, simply comment on this blog post with it and I will judge which I like the best.

You know the drill:  Winner gets to request any topic on which I will write (same day the winner gives me the topic.) The End.

Yeah, it’s a crappy prize, but it’s what I got.

Winner will be announced on Monday, so have your prize post topic suggestions ready to go (in the event YOU are the winner!) Once the winner is announced, if it’s YOUR caption…click the email button and drop me your request. I will then feverishly churn out a special turd post on request and you will be forever lauded in the archives.

Now:  CAPTION THIS!!!!!!


Caption This Contest!!! — 26 Comments

  1. For what it’s worth, a cock is a fowl too.

    Hold on … you censor my submission but then you post a picture of a penis turkey? I’ve been had!

  2. No, cockgobbler is perfect! I’m not lying, I was about to write, “This cake gives “cockgobbler” a whole new meaning!”, but since I didn’t say it first, I’m going to bow out.

  3. “Yes, he dyes his pubes for each season. No, I don’t see the humor, but I’m stuck here whether I like it or not, so I might as well play along when he wants me to stand at attention for visitors!” ~ PFC Cock

    • “P.s. Why he wanted to take a picture, create a cake from it, and have it delivered to his ex-wife I have NO CLUE!….Don’t ask, Don’t Tell!” ~ PFC Cock

  4. They always did look a bit like plucked turkey necks to me… Well, the ones that didn’t look like plucked chicken necks, anyway.

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