How’s this for an easy contest?
Come up with a funny, clever or cute caption for the picture below. Simply comment on this blog post with your entry, and I will judge which I like the best.
The prize is the same: Winner gets to request any topic on which I will write. I will scribe and post the prize post on request, same day the winner gives me the topic. The End.
As always, it’s a crappy prize, but hey, internet glory and quickly crafted fart jokes are what life’s all about anyway!
Winner will be announced on Monday, so have your prize post topic suggestions ready to go (in the event YOU are the winner!) Once the winner is announced, if it’s YOUR caption…click the email button and drop me your request. I will then feverishly churn out a special
turd post on request, and you will be forever lauded in the www.grouchymuffin.com archives.
One more thing, thousands of you read my stuff daily, but rarely comment. That’s cool because I enjoy being able to handle comments personally, but if no one participates in this SECOND ROUND of my CAPTION THIS contest, I will forever kill the series. Yep, the fate of this budding series rests on your participation. Hooray for holding readers hostage!!!!!!
SO without further adieu, CAPTION THIS!!!!!!
Fare thee well, BRAVE ADVENTURERS! GOOD LUCK!!!!!!! I hope you win!!! Not any of those other nitwits: It’s YOU that I’m talking to!