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Today I had the pleasure I taking Angry Baby in for round two of her annual Flu Shot. I was running 5 minutes behind, so I scooped Angry Baby up and hoofed it without her stroller. Big Mistake. We arrived … Continue reading
Monthly Archives: November 2011
Mall Santa The Musical = Super Ha-Has!
Say hello to the music that will be lodged in your brainmeat today. Those loveable pranksters, Improv Everywhere are at it again! This time they took over a New Jersey Shopping Mall for a spontaneous musical about sitting on Santa’s … Continue reading
The Conclusion of “A Very Angry Thanksgiving”
Howdy Padnahs, your ol’ pal COWBOY CRIB KEEPER here to finish my tale of temporary Ranch life that I began in my previous post, A Very Angry Thanksgiving (read it NOW if ya haven’t, this post will be waiting for … Continue reading
Extreme Stream
Happy TUES-THE-EXTREME Day errbody!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Today is the day of the week you and I make a concerted effort to live life in the EXTREME! Be it wearing a bikini in the freezing cold, eating a 5 pound burrito all by yourself … Continue reading
A Very Angry Thanksgiving (Part One)
Last Tuesday Afternoon, I left you for the Liberty Longhorn Ranch. The Plan was to enjoy nearly a full week among family and friends in the midst of my absolute favorite place on the planet. Angry shenanigans, hissy fits and temper … Continue reading
Precious Pepaw Beat Down= MUST SEE!
Old People are just like us, but MEANER! My best friend aka “The Rooster,” thinks old people are sweet, soft, adorable, creatures (much like puppies, or marshmallows.) Every time she sees a super creepy cute old person, gnarled from age, she … Continue reading
Happy Cyber Monday!
Greetings my beautiful babies! I have returned from a week at the Family Ranch and I’ve got some real yuk-yuks to share. But before we get to all of that, apparently the rest of America went bonkers on BLACK FRIDAY(!) Some … Continue reading
Friday Noir
I’m in the wilderness and up to my elbows in wild boar entrails (it was a good hunt this morning, more on that later!) So it’s safe to say that I’m a million miles away from the SHOPSTRAVAGANZA of Black … Continue reading
Happy Thanksgiving, Turkeys!
I hope you had a wonderful day, my darlings! I’m buzzed on iced tea spiked with sweet tea vodka, in the throes of recovering from a massive meal. Angry Baby is happily rocking on the porch with her Granny. Oh … Continue reading
We made it!
Angry Baby was a champ the entire trip up here. This morning I watched the sunrise from my front porch and could feel the possibilities brewing (much like the sludge coffee in my cup.) Who knows what delights … Continue reading