In case you don’t have a calendar, we’re but mere hours away from OCTOBER! October, the month of HALLOWEEN! October, the month of ANGRY BABY’S BIRTHDAY! October, the month where 75% of you reading this notice a remarkable change in the weather…most of you get MUCH cooler.
Oh, Lerd it’s hot out there y’all! Tuesday it was over 100 (WTF!?) and it’s still in the 90′s (after a “cool front.”) I’m just gonna be real with y’all for a minute. I’m skrood.
Angry Baby is turning 1(!) on October 16th. It’s going to be a simple outdoor get together real old-skool baby party style. It’s only family and the very limited group of baby peers Angry Baby tolerates. I’ve been to some awesome first birthday baby parties, and while I would love to have my shiz together enuff to pull one of those off, I’m a realist.
Here’s what I see the party as being…
1. Incredibly Messy.
2. Attended by a super- Angry (and ADORABLE) party hostess with grandparents that swear she’s kittens and roses also in attendance.
3. Shorter than Christmas morning
4. Hot as Hail.
You see, when I originally planned an outdoor park picnic party (pointless alliteration and it stays,) I thought Mother nature would have gotten off of her duff by now and it’d be cool by MID OCTOBER.
But Alas! That appears to be a joke. Still, I’m too lazy to give Angry Baby birthday cake indoors (read: can’t hose it down and walk away.) So, looks like we’re all gonna be sweatin’ it come 3 weeks(!!!) from now.
I mean really, it’s practically HALLOWEEN and it’s STILL IN THE 90′s THE NINETIES!