If this doesn’t warm your heart you don’t have one. Alternate title: Wow.

Yes yes yes, I know sarcasm and snitchitry are 99.99% of my post themes, but this one is STRAIGHT FROM THE VAULT aka my heart!  Here’s the one time this year some of you bitter Betties will squeeze out a tear from … Continue reading

It’s the 90′s!

In case you don’t have a calendar, we’re but mere hours away from OCTOBER! October, the month of HALLOWEEN! October, the month of ANGRY BABY’S BIRTHDAY! October, the month where 75% of you reading this notice a remarkable change in the weather…most of … Continue reading

Shana Tova, y’all!

Last night marked the begining of Rosh Hashana! For the Chosen People, out there I say: HAPPY NEW YEAR! I don’t know why this isn’t the #1 song of all time. Now let’s all dance the Horah TEXAS STYLE!!!!!!!! (54 second … Continue reading