People around the world are collectively dancing thanks to a wonderful feat of modern science available for purchase from the Spoon Sisters.
Ladies and Gentleman, I give you: THE SPLIT DECISION PIE PAN!
You might as well call this work of GENIUS, “the relationship saver.”
Everyone knows, a key factor in many of today’s break-ups are “pie-fights.” No, not the cream pie 3 Stooges-type pie fight, actual disagreements regarding pie preferences. One person “hates the taste of cooked fruit,” where the other can’t get enuff Apple pie, it’s a tale as old as time…
Boy meets girl, girl hates pecan pie, boy has to throw half of the pecan pie he SLAVED OVER into the garbage because it was just too much pie for one person. Boy resents girl and leaves her.
Thanks to this marvelous invention, you can have your pie and so can your lover (who hates the pie you lurve!)
The Truth: I love fruit pies, lover fo’ life loathes them. He likes pecan pie, I want to vomit at the thought of it! Now, we BOTH can love and hate the same pie-pan!
And let me stop all you potential know-it-alls with your “Just Make 2 pies,” comments…
Unless you’re going to run the extra pie slices off of my plump rump for me, shut your pie hole. (crowd groans)
you can buy these modern marvels at http://www.spoonsisters.com/
While you’re there, check out the site, they have the most incredible items and are sure to be your new favorite go-to shop stop! I’m dying over the Halloween Section!