FINALLY!!! For the alcoholic kindergartner in all of us.

Look alive everyone! It’s the dead middle of the afternoon and it’s TUES-the-Extreme day, so no lollygagging. Oh who am I kidding, the “ghetto Big Mac” I had for lunch is making me a ZOMBIE MOMBIE. HAY CRIB KEEPER! WHAT’S A … Continue reading

Gimmie Gimmie, I Need: The Split Decision Pie Pan!

People around the world are collectively dancing thanks to a wonderful feat of modern science available for purchase from the Spoon Sisters. Ladies and Gentleman, I give you: THE SPLIT DECISION PIE PAN! You might as well call this work of … Continue reading

Happy Birthday to the King of Grouchy Pepaws!

This is a very special Tues-the-Extreme day to behold! Today is the birthday of America’s “Angry Gramps,” Wilford Brimley. I’m going to just cut to the chase and say this…for a pepaw he’s still got the goods. The ladykillin’ goods. … Continue reading

Extreme Dream Come True* Alternate title: My Corneas!

Greetings friends, today is Tues-the-EXTREME day, and BOY do I have an EXTREME eye-opener to kick the day off with. For those of you who are currently eating, I suggest you finish up before you watch the following, if you’re … Continue reading