You gotta hand it to those
fools geniuses over at CERN. The Geneva based LARGEST PHYSICS LAB IN THE WORLD, has released some news that is no doubt bumming Einstein’s ghost out.
The European Nuclear physicists clocked a neutrino going FASTER THAN THE SPEED OF LIGHT! Something Ol’ Einstein, through his famous theory of relativity, said was impossible. Here’s the full article at Popular Science:
With this new discovery, there’s only one thing left to do.
Harness the unique propulsion qualities that the neutrinos were able to attain, convert said “faster than the speed of light,” into plausible, viable time travel.
I never said I was into physics, I just know that it makes sense things go faster than the speed of light. Today, something even the smartest smartypants called “implausible” has been proven possible. I think you all know where I’m going with this…
Many people say that I am delusional for my stead-fast SCIENTIFIC belief that the Megalodon, aka “the Lord of the Deep,” still exists. Just like they doubted these Pimbingtons over at CERN when they said it was possible for subatomic particles to go faster than the speed of light, people doubt my cause.
One day, much like these glorious
future overlords geniuses, I too, will be able to laugh in the face of the Scientific community.
So on behalf of the ignored and the openly laffed at in the Science world, specifically cryptozoologists such as myself, I say: Suck it.
Hey Ghost of Einstein: Eat a big ol’ bowl of shame and “I told you so.” Sure, you were quite possibly the smartest human of modern time, but on this one, you were wrong.
Real Talk: I’m not going to pretend to understand all of the implications of this discovery, or even what’s next but I do know this…
The Big Bang Theory is back on tonight. Call me old-fashioned but I’m a sucker for the old-skool sitcom when done well, and this show has the GOODS!
FYI: HOWARD WOLOWITZ IS A TRUE HERO TO US ALL!