Last night Fergie trotted out of her stable, went on a murderous rampage and sang the National Anthem at the Dolphins vs. Patriots game last night. The victims spectators were terrorized and understandably shaken up. You can witness her passing a … Continue reading
Some things are too exquisite for explaination. You just need to drink in the visual glory. I’ll kindly ask you to not throw shade at these shades, I love them. I want them. Angry Baby needs this chained ‘stache to … Continue reading
True story. I’m a sophomore in a small east Texas high school. Standing in the lunch line. Minding my own business. A kid named Mark is in front of me. I “know” Mark, but I am hardly friends with Mark. He … Continue reading
Stockbroker Martin Kessman (pictured above) has a problem. He can’t fit in the booths at White Castle. To combat this horrible injustice, the 290 lb. hero bellied up to the suing people counter and ordered a White Castle Lawsuit. What I’m trying to … Continue reading