Warning: The following post will make you feel ancient.

The geniuses at Beloit College release a list each year that helps the professors┬ákeep the proper mindset with the incoming Freshmen. It’s designed to help bridge the massive age gap. Each year they release a new list specially tailored with … Continue reading

If this doesn’t melt your heart, you are a robot.

Jorge and Alexa Narvaez are a father-daughter duo they did a cover of Adele’s amazing “Rollin’ in the deep,” and it’s adorable.   Look, I’m going to let it slide that Papa Bear sounds like a castrati…he’s spending quality time … Continue reading

This fool has a publishing deal with Little Brown and I don’t. Alternate title: INJUSTICE!

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls step right up and meet the biggest douche┬ásensation in fake-named authored dark-children’s lit since Lemony Snicket… Pseudonymous Bosch is a children’s author that hides his identity, though no one so far as I can … Continue reading

This will terrify the peanuts out of you!

Hi, my name is the Crib Keeper, and I have a problem. I can’t stop watching auction and resale shows! On my DVR at the moment are no less than 4 shows devoted to hocking, and bidding on other people’s … Continue reading