Introducing the Thuggie! I'm not kidding, this is a real product.

Alvin and the Buttmunches.

Greetings my darling readers, I trust all of you had a marvelous weekend? I for one, had a half and half. Half of it sucked the big one, and half of it ruled BIG time. The end result was a great weekend with some residual soreness (getyourmindoutofthegutter.)

Everyone(!) knows that when you visit www.grouchymuffin.com you only get the ~~trashiest~~ classiest ~~worst~~ best in ~~crap~~ sophistication. Why, I’m dripping in ~~baby vomit,~~ diamonds and distinction.

I was about to put on my first formal evening gown to start the day, (because I’m so glamorous and fancy,) when I came across a garment that is causing me to rethink my entire mode of living.

Behold! The THUGGIE!

There are no words.

Part hoodie, part blanket, part offensive. Why, this product has it all! Think of the possibilities! You could FINALLY go pantsless in to the Wal-Mart, Steal all the rump roasts from a grocery store, and make room for all those extra Twinkies you could be eating while watching Judge Judy! The ~~couch is~~ sky’s the limit!

SNUG LIFE!

PS: These wonders of creation will set you back 75 smackers, a small amount for glory, but add in the extra Twinkies you’ll be scarfing down in this beauty, and it’s definitely a rich man’s thug game. Thuggie game that is.