As everyone already knows, today is TUES-the-Extreme day! But it is far more special than just a silly weekly holiday devoted to living life in the EXTREME, today is the BIRTHDAY OF AN ANGEL: Kathie Lee Gifford turns
100 39 today.
Those of you new to my carnival of nonsense, need to know something about this exquisite rose of the morning: Kathie Lee is the #1 referring google search term for www.grouchymuffin.com. More specifically, “Kathie Lee Gifford hot.”
You see, this world is filled with sickos, perverts and wingnuts who lust after this glorious beacon of beauty. It would sicken you to know the huge amount of people that have found our little site of nonsense through sleazy search terms such as: “Kathie Lee Gifford Nude,” “Hot Kathie Lee Gifford Pictures,” “Kathie Lee Gifford nip slip”…just to name a few.
At first I fought it, but as a giving giver that I am, I couln’t neglect the fact that my base audience had a few sickos in its midst. Where I used to lament my lot in life as a lusty portal for Kathie Lee creepers, I now embrace it. Afterall, readers are readers. But enough about those pigs.
Today is a day of celebration, it’s TUES-the-Extreme day and the day that the world’s most precious and tempting gin blossom to ever shimmy on the deck of a Carnival cruise ship WAS BORN!
Happy Birthday, Kathie Lee Gifford, our goddess in a glass of chardonnay.
KLG: YOU ARE AN AMERICAN TREASURE! (Those aren’t boos you hear, they are “I love yoos!”)
And for all the sickos, perverts, weirdos, horndogs, and lust smugglers:
I never forget my base. While you and I don’t agree, it IS a free country. I’m not going to keep you from ogling this treasure on her special day. FREEDOM OF SPEECH!