There's a lot of compensatin' going on here.

Good Morning Boils and Ghouls! Happy Hump Day!

This week is racing by. At least for yours truly it is. I’m up to my eyeballs in work, plus my mom is staying with me during the day (more on that later), add in a teething Angry Baby and I have my hands full. So please forgive me for limiting the flow of wisdom and hahas. The upshot? I’ve got some amazingly talented guest writers who have been all too generous with their musings.

Oh darling reader! How do I love thee, let me count the ways…why, I love you more than a golden Ferrari.

Nice try Crib Keeper, no such thing!

YES there is! Here’s footage of one.

I know what you’re thinking, “too much.” But you’re wrong, if anything it’s too little. I mean the dude did leave a black stripe going down the middle. If he was truly refined and “doin’ it right,” he would have gone all-golden.

Speaking of all-golden here’s hoping your day is solid gold awesome!

Your pal,

The Crib Keeper