Gimmie Gimmie! I Need: Gingerdead Men!

Bite Me.

This day is a macabre masterpiece of a morning for yours truly! First the Tales from the Crypt reboot news, then Mad Dad mourned the imminent death of his cool, and now I give you, GINGERDEAD MEN!

Industrial Artist and delicious designer, Ignacio Pilotto has created adorable cool cookie cutters!

Ignacio wrote on his blog:

If you hear a spooky crumbling sound from the kitchen in the middle of the night…beware! It just might be the restless, sugar-overloaded spirit of the Gingerdead Men. Make no bones about it — you’ve never seen cookies like these. Your only defense is to eat them before they eat you!”

This product design is for Fred & Friends, the genius company behind irreverent products, gadgets and funnery. It’s not available yet, but I assume it will be soon, ’cause this beauty is going VIRAL!

It goes without being said, I NEED THIS, I will never have to ask myself, what should I bring to the: party, wedding, funeral, dia de los muertos party, Halloween hayride, class picnic, school bake sale. Basically, once I get my mitts on these, it’s all my kitchen is gonna crank out: THEY ARE THAT AWESOME.

I’m going to take this moment to address the fine folks at Fred and Friends…

Greetings business people, no doubt my tags brought you here. I think it’s safe to say if you looked around this clap-trap hobo parlor emproium of wit and wisdom, you would find I am the perfect person to test and review your upcoming product. Not because I’m a talented baker mind you, because I want it fo’ freeskies. Feel free to send me a sample cookie cutter and I’ll be glad to write all about it, at no cost. Why? Because I’m a giver.

These are the most delicious looking men I’ve seen since Fleet Week 2011, I have to get them outta my dreams, and into my mouth (not what it sounds like!)

To Mr. Pilotto and his awesome work! To Gingerdead men! To lunch being right around the corner, and of course: TO BILLY OCEAN!!!!!!!!

An Ocean of love. 

(Photo Courtesy of Ignacio Pilotto)

Via Buzzfeed


Gimmie Gimmie! I Need: Gingerdead Men! — 1 Comment

  1. You can get them fo’ freeskies and then I’ll bake them in a variety of flavors and colors, so everyone can see the awesome.

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