This is JUST the shot of culture this dump needs.

Bow Down!

 

From time to time, I like to culture you swine up with a little art appreciation. Today, is one of those moments.

 

You see, as a connoisseur of fine art and exquisite expressions of creativity, I know the good stuff when I see it.

 

So turn off Judge Judy and switch on Masterpiece Theatre, stop eating that Slim Jim (RIP Randy), and snap into some caviar.

 

Behold! A beautiful treasure that can be yours, for ONLY $900.00!!!!!!!!!

 

Drink it in people. This is Art!

 

Alamo-1 Basement-0

 

 Fellow art lovers, sometimes we are moved by a piece so much so, that there are no words, just tears ( I don’t shed tears, I shed diamonds.)

 

This is one of those times. Such craftmanship, such emotion. AND MORGAN FAIRCHILD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Real Talk: Morgan Fairchild is my favorite! She’s the American Joan Collins, brimming with GLAMOUR!!!!! Why, I’ll let you in on a lil’ secret, Morgan Fairchild and I have the same birthday! Yay!!!!! (Different years,  you haters!)

 

(ring ring)

 

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(ring ring)

 

Hello?  Oh yes of course, one moment, please.

 

PAGING MR. Museum of Modern Art, MR. Museum of Modern Art, you have a telephone call at the front desk.

Shout out to all my fellow Pee Wee’s Big Adventure geeks!

 

 Check it out here: http://nineteeneightyeight.com/index.php/la/sunshine/originals-caseyweldon-pwherman.html

 

Casey Weldon, you are officially, my new favorite artist. 

 

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