From time to time, I like to culture you swine up with a little art appreciation. Today, is one of those moments.
You see, as a connoisseur of fine art and exquisite expressions of creativity, I know the good stuff when I see it.
So turn off Judge Judy and switch on Masterpiece Theatre, stop eating that Slim Jim (RIP Randy), and snap into some caviar.
Behold! A beautiful treasure that can be yours, for ONLY $900.00!!!!!!!!!
Drink it in people. This is Art!
Fellow art lovers, sometimes we are moved by a piece so much so, that there are no words, just tears ( I don’t shed tears, I shed diamonds.)
This is one of those times. Such craftmanship, such emotion. AND MORGAN FAIRCHILD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Real Talk: Morgan Fairchild is my favorite! She’s the American Joan Collins, brimming with GLAMOUR!!!!! Why, I’ll let you in on a lil’ secret, Morgan Fairchild and I have the same birthday! Yay!!!!! (Different years, you haters!)
Hello? Oh yes of course, one moment, please.
PAGING MR. Museum of Modern Art, MR. Museum of Modern Art, you have a telephone call at the front desk.
Shout out to all my fellow Pee Wee’s Big Adventure geeks!
Casey Weldon, you are officially, my new favorite artist.
I MUST OWN THIS. Message me for my mailing address benevolent benefactors.