Like the bloated old ghost of someone famous wrapped up in the arms of a giant teddy bear doing some weird business with a gold skull, this day doesn’t have to make sense. We JUST NEED TO ACCEPT IT FOR … Continue reading
For over 20 years, Shark Week has been rocking our faces off with incredible footage, awesome tales and killer voiceovers. SHARK WEEK IS THE GREATEST EVENT ON TELEVISION. Every year. Shark Week 2011 kicks off July 31st. I’m chompin’ at … Continue reading
So the Huffington Post is trying to RUIN my GLORIOUS day HOME ALONE! By running this muck of a story: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/07/06/justin-timberlake-jessica-biel-back-together_n_891166.html This drivel claims Justin and catcher’s mitt face Jessica Biel are quietly reconciling behind the scenes. LIES. Look hemroid … Continue reading
Grouchy Granny (who’s not really a grouch,) is watching Angry Baby for the day. Why? Because I’ve got to get some stuff done. Angry Baby has been a real Queen-la-teef-a lately, and I have a deadline tomorrow. I’m running errands, … Continue reading
The Onion, a fake newspaper that is one of America’s greatest comedy institutions, has a section called the A.V. club, that covers some of the greatest people in film and music and all things noteworthy with both. The A.V. club, … Continue reading