Happy Birthday AMERICA, OUR Country, tis of thee!!!
I’ve got a bevy of yuk-yuks comin’ attcha today, but I thought I would get the party started with a little NEIL DIAMOND!
I love Neil, always have always will, who was the 3 year old who knew all the words to “Love on the Rocks?” MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Who insisted her tap dance class do a routine to AMERICA, only to be told by the Dance instructor that the “Bigger Kids were already doing it.” Me AGAIN!
Who in 2nd grade saw her arch nemesis Colleen Cain, dance her very OWN tap dance to America, and BURNED WITH RAGE so much Mrs. Henley made me come and sit by her? The Crib Keeper, that’s who. Side Note: Eff you for stealing my part in HERE IN THE STABLE, Colleen!
Ladies and Gentlemen, boys and girls, FELLOW AMERICANS let’s start this INDEPENDENCE DAY OFF RIGHT! A lil’ Neil does wonders!
Here’s one of the BEST ways to
defile honor Neil’s masterpiece. Shout out to the kid in the front row, who almost screws it up! You’re my HERO!