Hey you, yes, I’m directly addressing YOU. We’ve been rolling down the rails on the laff-train express AKA www.grouchymuffin.com for almost 3 months! My question to you is: How are we doing? Ya like whatcha see? Pour us a glass … Continue reading
If you were hoping to fill the position of the world’s most awesome beauty, you’re too late. Meet Sandy McMillin, the hot to trot Wal-Mart shopper who was kicked out for wearing a bikini top. Do whatever it takes to … Continue reading
When last we spoke, the Big Brother Soundstage was awash with depression, as Cassi the good with her eyebrows of glory were waxed out by Rachel the Red, the most plastic evil queen bee to ever inspire yours truly. This week, we witnessed shameless CBS cross-promotion, … Continue reading
Happy Friday Boils and Ghouls! We survived another week in the trenches of work and babywrangling. This was a particularly ruff week for yours truly, but I champed it out and trotted into the victory circle. I’ll bet you hossed it out … Continue reading
Nameberry recently released their list of the top baby names for 2011, and let me be the first to say: THANK GOODNESS THERE ARE NO TWILIGHT NAMES. I’ll remind you that last year both Edward, Jacob and Cullen were all top names. Happily, … Continue reading
This day is a macabre masterpiece of a morning for yours truly! First the Tales from the Crypt reboot news, then Mad Dad mourned the imminent death of his cool, and now I give you, GINGERDEAD MEN! Industrial Artist and … Continue reading
I Know Why The Caged Bird Sings One thing I’ve never understood is when adults – most of whom have children – complain about not having enough time. “Where do you find the time?” they ask me. “I make time.” … Continue reading
Go ahead, make my day! This morning, I have a surprise for you kiddies, your old pal the Crib Keeper is Introducing a new post series: THINGS THAT MAKE MY MORNING! You see, every morning all of us have a … Continue reading
Today I got my groove back by catching up with my ladybaby crew Jojo and FabBab, it’s almost been two months since the 3 of us have had a chance to be in the same room. It’s been an incredibly busy summer. … Continue reading
For years, the children of classic Nickelodeon have begged for an outlet to showcase the shows from Nickelodeon’s golden age, the 1990′s. Many purists maintain that the true heyday of Nickelodeon was the 80′s, but I disagree. The nineties are … Continue reading