Start spreadin’ for views…Comedian Jim Norton is featured in an article about ladies lovin’ NYC apartments. REALLY Loving them.
At first, I thought this article was a joke from the Onion. Then I realized the NEW YORK POST is the most reliable and distinguished newspaper IN THE WORLD. It’s no scandal rag like the New York Times.
I invite you to share in a collective sigh for America, and for ladykind. To dudes who make my skin crawl in NYC,
lose your faith in humanity Enjoy!
REAL TALK: I’ve made out with someone for a “core sample bite” of a snocone before. I know what you’re thinking…”But Crib Keeper, what on earth were you doing with a creep that would make you make out for snocone samplin’s!?”
I’m married to him! What can I say? I love creepy!!!