Is there anything greater than a Lego? Toy wise, no way. There is no better toy. The Geniuses at CHOKING HAZARDS have done it again!!! Behold, LEGO BODY! Can I just say, the Human body has NEVER looked more put … Continue reading
Start spreadin’ for views…Comedian Jim Norton is featured in an article about ladies lovin’ NYC apartments. REALLY Loving them. At first, I thought this article was a joke from the Onion. Then I realized the NEW YORK POST is the most … Continue reading
Angry baby is sleeping. Shhhhhh! We’ll wake her. I’ve lowered my body temperature, heart-rate and breathing to make as little waves as possible. You know how sharks are!! They have amazing sense of electronic fields, impulses and changes in temperature gradient thanks … Continue reading
OK, I’m aaaaalllll about Fred Phelps and his hate-able group of nitwits getting the what for. But, I’m really not sure how I feel about this… The KKK is protesting The Westboro Baptist Abomination of humanity I refuse to add … Continue reading
Some days you’re the gum. Other days you’re the shoe. Anyway you look at it, we’re chewed! (Crowd starts spitting wads of gum at stage.) Thank the HEAVENS my ANGEL OF THE MORNING, Kathie Lee Gifford is shilling her new CHILDREN’S … Continue reading
What did YOU do this weekend? Did YOU complete a FIRST IN THE HISTORY OF THE SPORT feat of defying gravity? Yeah, me neither. So let’s ENJOY SOMEONE ELSE’S EXTREME! This guy is definitely feelin’ TUES the EXTREME DAY! This dude … Continue reading
The Teef Terror threat is RED. HOT COALS ON A CAMPFIRE RED! A few weeks ago, we were just CONVINCED our little Angry Baby was teething. And, according to various sources (YOU!) teething on those first chompers can be a … Continue reading
This is SUPPOSED to be Tues the Extreme Day. But it really feels like a Monday. In the interest of full disclosure, your ol’ pal is runnin’ on fumes. Angry Baby is being a REAL SNITCH, and has been for … Continue reading