Could be because several of us are SLEEP DEPRIVED this fine Tues-the-Extreme Day, but I’m having a hard time staying at my EXTREME energy levels. I know JUST what you and I need,
to stop foolin’ around on this site and get some work done MOUNTAIN DEW!
Ah, let the highlighter fluid with the taste of candy marinated in skunk wiz, wash over your tastebuds!!!!! Fun Fact: Mountain Dew enthusiasts who share a love for the extreme are called, “Mountain Douchebags,” by haters. HATERS GONNA HATE!
TASTE THE EXTREME!!!!
Even Brad Pitt Agrees (he’s the Horse water Skier!)
Way to DEW a Classic
What’s more extreme than MOUNTAIN DEW!? CHUCK NORRIS IN A MOUNTAIN DEW COMMERCIAL!
Mountain Dew: The OFFICIAL DRINK OF THE EXTREME!
FYI: WORST SLOGAN EVER!!!!