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Daily Archives: May 23, 2011

Ain’t that a shave…

Posted on May 23, 2011 by The Crib Keeper
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  Moustache Monday is coming to a close, but cheer up Charlie, TOMORROW is TUES THE EXTREME DAY!!!!!!! But first, let’s have one last look at our glorious undernose sweaters knitted by the Gods!     And Finally, you too can … Continue reading →

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In honor of the most glamorous and incredible woman ever to grace the screen.

Posted on May 23, 2011 by The Crib Keeper
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Today is the HEAD SNITCH IN CHARGE, Joan Collin’s birthday. I can’t think of anything Joan would rather do on her day than be in a sea of mustachioed gentlemen. True Story: I imagine her frolicking in Selleck’s chest forest! So dust … Continue reading →

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POST ON REQUEST: Workplace Bathroom Etiquette WILL SAVE YOUR LIFE!

Posted on May 23, 2011 by The Crib Keeper
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  My Brother has requested I talk to you folks about something, and because he’s been such a good sport about MOUSTACHE MONDAY I will, in a segment I’m calling POST ON REQUEST! Working in an office brings with it a … Continue reading →

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If loving you is wrong, I don’t wanna be right.

Posted on May 23, 2011 by The Crib Keeper
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  What’s that? Only your new favorite food ever, It’s a Banana Waffle burrito!!! What does this wonder from the Angel’s heavenly kitchen contain??? Why, a banana wrapped in a waffle, that’s also filled with cream and custard. I just shed a tear typing … Continue reading →

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Here’s a little candy to rest your weary eyes.

Posted on May 23, 2011 by The Crib Keeper
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  Moustache Monday would be peach fuzz (sorry baby bro) without the pin-up of the shaggy-lipped set, Mr Tom Selleck. So rest your eyes on the dark brown waves of fame that is the Selleck ’stache. Bonus: get lost in the swirling … Continue reading →

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Moustache Mischief for your afternoon pleasure…

Posted on May 23, 2011 by The Crib Keeper
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  Here’s an article from the Los Angeles Times about the World Beard and Moustache Championships in Norway! Ok, I read it last week, but HAY! It fits today’s subject matter and will entertain you regardless. Quit being such a Snidely Whiplash. … Continue reading →

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You win, laundry.

Posted on May 23, 2011 by The Crib Keeper
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  This morning, as I went to procure clothing for myself, it hit me in the nostrils that everything I owned was covered in baby puke. Awesome. As I type this, I’m wearing a “Let me see that THONG! Spring break 2000″ t-shirt … Continue reading →

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Travels with Angry Baby

Posted on May 23, 2011 by The Crib Keeper
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  Angry Baby’s Great-Granny, had a surprise Birthday party on Saturday. The party was 5 hours away, and was scheduled for two hours (they booked a place),  Lover fo’ Life and I decided to throw caution to the wind, we enlisted the help … Continue reading →

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Moustache Monday!

Posted on May 23, 2011 by The Crib Keeper
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Welcome to MOUSTACHE MONDAY!!! Today we celebrate whiskers and the glorious moustache (AKA me without regular waxing.) Womb broom, crumb catcher, nose neighbor, flavor saver, lip sweater, the french kiss tickler… however you say it,  we all can agree on one … Continue reading →

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