Woo hoo, almost time to toss another crap day into the crap wastebasket! How ’bout we round out our day of celebration(!) with some cake! BIRTHDAY CAKES to be exact! Actually, now that I think of it…I’m less concerned about … Continue reading
In honor of my sister, who I often refer to (jokingly) as “A young Burt Reynolds,” I bring to you excerpts from the GREATEST BOOK EVER WRITTEN BY BURT REYNOLDS!!!! ”HOT LINE: The Letters I Get and Write!” I have only one question after finishing … Continue reading
The I Love Lucy-like drama I had this morning has my routine waaaaay off. Don’t get me wrong, I’ve got nothing but gratitude that all was returned back to normal in my kitchen fairly easily…but I’m still off. Perhaps it is … Continue reading
My floor is DRY, my pipe is fixed, El Rey remembered he’s more house elf than guard dog, and ANGRY BABY IS BUSTING OUT THE SCREAMS! Hooray for life returning to normal. Soooo where were we?? Oh yes, … Continue reading
Monday marked the 2 week anniversary of grouchymuffin.com’s first POST! Today, we are past 3,000 visits!!!! Until now, there has been no push to spread the word, as we were just getting acquainted. Starting today, I am going to ask you to POST A LINK … Continue reading
Ok, not gonna lie. Today is one honeydoodle of a crap day. I’ve got an inch of water in my Kitchen floor, a plumber who is hacking away at my walls trying to fix it. A screaming kid, barking dog and a … Continue reading
No, your eyes aren’t foolin’ ya…this is a TENT from the company Firebox. I need this!!!! In the interest of full disclosure, I should let you know that I probably won’t ever get it. Why? because Lover Fo’ Life (L4L) is a … Continue reading
Jamming on the one Suspension of reality is a prerequisite for consuming and enjoying popular culture. I just have question: Why the h*ll did Stevie Wonder have to teach the lyrics to “I Just Called To Say I Love … Continue reading
Welcome Foolish Mortals, to my not so subtle Haunted Mansion nod!Yesterday I promised you that you would meet our NEWEST Writer!!!Our GHOST HOST for this post is a fellow I hope you love the most. He hails all the way from … Continue reading
Howdy! Wednesday morning zombies! It’s time to pour some Jean Nate′ splash on and Get the PARTY STARTED! We’re CELEBRATING!!!!!!!! Yesterday was our SECOND highest hit day EVER (not what it sounds like)!!! And Guess what kids? While you were sleeping snug in … Continue reading
Woo Hoo! My baby sister is turning…well…she’s younger than ME today! Today is Angry Baby’s Auntie Brat’s birthday!!!! Auntie Brat!? Crib Keeper, that’s childish of you! HAY! As my dear friend SotB’s Facebook status said yesterday: ”I enjoy my job as … Continue reading