I’m not going to ruin this quiet reflective evening for you, I just want to bring to you a WONDERFUL CNN Article about a book by Adam Mansbach , a book that when released on June 14th, 2011, may replace … Continue reading
Peace out office! Peace out Judge Judy! Peace out adorable well-behaved baby who gets sleepy anyminutenow. It’s FRIDAY NIGHT! It’s time to max and relax. Sayonara Haters, just wishin’ you had these gators. So hop on board my PARTY VAN! And … Continue reading
I’m seriously considering cryogenically freezing this DAY OF PERFECTION! But you what, I’m sensitive that not ALL of you are busting back ROOT BREWSKIES and celebrating.“I mean, HITTING 2000+ hits is great for you and all, Crib Keeper, but what … Continue reading
I’m probably tempting the fates by openly bragging, but heck, if I jinx it I end up with SWEET material so I’m just going to brag. Wait, can I just say how AWESOME BRAGGING feels. It’s like scratching your ear … Continue reading
Hear that!? It’s grouchmuffin.com HQ CELEBRATING! What are we celebrating on this AWESOME Friday the 13th!? www.grouchymuffin.com HIT 2000 hits this morning! Just 4 days after we hit our first 1k! What can I say but: WE LOVE YOU ALL!!!!!!! I … Continue reading
Many of you out there right now are feeling the end of the week squeeze. You’re stressing to get those things you were supposed to do (while you were wasting time here), done. “Simple Answer Crib Keeper, I’ll just stop noodling around … Continue reading
I’m taking this Teething Tyrant (STAR of “TEEF TERROR 2011″) and heading to lunch with a gal pal, we’ll call her Chi-Town. Should be interesting as 1. Angry Baby is YELLING FOR NO GOOD DANG REASON today. 2. This is one … Continue reading
Well this is a fine how do you do… Apparently, men have NO TASTE in BEAUTY and GLAMOUR. According to the beauty haters at MAXIM magazine(!) here’s the stuff you like to RAWK that dudes (who are responsible for Maxim) don’t like. … Continue reading
Happy Fridaytheturdisgettingteeth ! Thanks to YOU I am armed with an arsenal of products and tips to deal with this deething temon, whoops, TEETHING DEMON! Last night was a FULL NITES sleep here at Casa de Crib Keeper, so I am ON TOP … Continue reading
Listen, I get it…nobody likes defeat. You aren’t a fan (unless you are,) of Justin Timberlake. Yes, he has Brillo pad hair, started in a boy band and gets to make out with all the chicks on piles of CASH! … Continue reading
Not ONLY is it Friday, but it’s FRIDAY THE 13th!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! A day ghouls like yours truly, enjoy for the 1. horror undertones and 2. the UNLUCKY CURSED aspect of it. Horror and unlucky curses =TODAY IS A PERFECT DAY to have a … Continue reading