ZOMBIE ANTS!!!!!!!! Now that I have your attention (those of you who are awake!) Crawl, tunnel, colonize, bite, and crave brains your way over to National Geographic, and read all about a ZOMBIE FUNGUS that is targeting Thailand Carpenter Ants. … Continue reading
So the LUCKY JERKS in Frisco, TX just recently got dropped into BURGER HEAVEN! In-N-Out opened a location in Frisco (AKA Burger Bragging Town.) Well, the Dallas Observer blog has a nifty little blurb about the opening day (link below.) Amid all the … Continue reading
You can’t hide from the Crib Keeper, babies, I SEE YOU. The post lunch “slug-a-beds” are hanging over you right now. Your lids are soooo heavy and you are getting so zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz HAY! WAKE UP! We NEED TO PUMP UP THE JAM! … Continue reading
Oh, the things I come across when scraping the bottom of the barrel searching the internet for valuable time-wasting information and idiotic posts. The following was a feature photo on an Ad for: HOT SHOES! ONLY $39.99! In the interest of … Continue reading
Grouchymuffin.com and the Crib Keeper have failed you. Monday we were SO EXCITED ABOUT HITTING 1000 hits (in one week!) and saluting CRAP MOMS(!) We neglected to see ANTOINE DODSON’s new youtube offering. For those of you that don’t know who Antoine Dodson is, he … Continue reading
This is the portion of the website where I strip back the veneer of sarcasm and pause the HILARIOUS HUMOR(!) aka LAFFS I deliver to you on the regs. Here’s the part where you spit back some awesome advice because, honestly. … Continue reading
Yesterday in my post titled, “”Slooooowing Down? TUES THE EXTREME isn’t over!!!!!!!!!!” I bragged about typing the entire post one-handed (while holding Angry Baby) and challenged you fine folks to “TOP THAT!” My COMPLETELY ELIGIBLE AND SINGLE BACHELOR friend, D-Dub, … Continue reading
Woooooooooooooooo Hooooooooooooooooooo! We are CELEBRATING this mornin’ at grouchymuffin.com HQ! Why? Because of YOU, my darling readers and contributors! Yesterday, due to your hard work(!) and clicks, GROUCHYMUFFIN.COM reached AN ALL-TIME high for number of hits in a day!!!!! You know what you’ve … Continue reading