This is some Goldfinger shiz…

SHINY HINEY!

Actually, it’s some JAMES BOND SHIZ, but my favorite James Bond flick is, Goldfinger! No DAD or guy I used to date in the 10th grade, I’m not going to  discuss with you the intellectual undertones of the Bond films. Author’s note: just the Sean Connery ones, he’s the only one worth noting.

Goldfinger is my favorite Bond Movie, for one reason: DAME SHIRLEY BASSEY! Particularly her classic theme to the film titled (shock!) GOLDFINGER!

Dear reader, excuse me I need to take this moment to dedicate a song to my favorite newly single bronze God: “Dr. Heat!” You don’t know him but you should. He’s fantastic. Forgive the momentary tangent:

Ok, now that I got that off my chest (getyourmindoutofthegutter), let us continue…

BEHOLD! The “Paper Phone” ANOTHER PIECE OF INFORMATION THAT PROVES IT IS INDEED THE FUTURE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I. Crumb. You. Not: A PAPER THIN PHONE.

(Thanks MT!)


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