Well well well, look what we have here… Why, it’s the END OF MONDAY approaching! Almost time to “Go to the bathroom,” 15 minutes before you usually leave, sneak off behind the xerox and drink some ripple, or start coming … Continue reading
Well, TODAY’S SALUTE TO CRAP MOTHERS continues…quite literally. Target Up n Up brand diapers: you are dead to me. Today I had my first diaper blowout. “Wow, pretty impressive CRIB KEEPER! a whole 7 months with NO blowouts!?” Oh sure, … Continue reading
I’ve been a huge fan of the Lonely Island since they donebeenbein’born. You need to just go ahead and give this whole NPR(!) interview with them a listen. If you can’t, then take this pearl of wisdom: THEY … Continue reading
Guess what exists that I had no clue of until just now? First idiot that says, “SOAP!” gets to kiss my fists. Clue: it is written ALL OVER the pictured-above bottle! Give up?? IT’S DRINKING VINEGAR! (Yes, you read that … Continue reading
GROUCHYMUFFIN.COM Just hit our FIRST 1000 views!! One week into this and Ihaventevenreallypublicizeditjustyet THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU! Thank you for your articles, pictures, tips, and MOST importantly: THANK YOU FOR WASTING PRECIOUS TIME WITH us! Since you seem … Continue reading
Actually, it’s some JAMES BOND SHIZ, but my favorite James Bond flick is, Goldfinger! No DAD or guy I used to date in the 10th grade, I’m not going to discuss with you the intellectual undertones of the Bond films. Author’s … Continue reading
I am not a professional sportsy type, I’m about in the Pleistocene epoch* when it comes to my sports news. But, from what I gather crazyasabedbug Mark Cuban can pass out some “Cuban” cigars (crowd groans) today. Notice that so … Continue reading
While talking on the phone with my brother this morning, we had a conversation that ended in disagreement. NO not a cool fite that I am about to dish all the deets out about. This was more of a … Continue reading
Smell that? It’s the limitless potential of the week just waiting to take flight(!) Or, if you are me, the smell is a “late mother’s day gift” Angry Baby just made…SPOILER ALERT: It’s a massive duke. I sincerely hope all of … Continue reading