I never thought in a million years I would be indebted to Larry the Cable Guy but this morning I just want to shout it from the rooftops: “Thank you Larry the Cable Guy!”
Thank you for flaunting your plump rump in Times Square yesterday! It was so awesome of you to team up with the cultural icon (and not insane), “Naked Cowboy!” The way you rocked nothing but body paint, tightie whities, and a Stetson made all of Paris, Milan, and Miller’s Outpost cashiers re-think clothing all together.
Larry, you made me feel like a MILLION BUCKS when I saw these pics! Who feels guilty about eating gobs of leftover Easter Candy and at least 2 Hamburgers a week? Not me! Who’s going to NOT quickly glance away from the bathroom mirror as she gets into the shower this morning? You guessed it: THIS LADY(points thumbs to chest in a proud manner.)
I love you Lare-Bear, your rippling thighs of glory are milky beacons that tell me and so many others: “Have another apple fritter this morning.” Your moon (craters and all) is a thing of awe to behold, “Big Girl, You’re Beautiful!”