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Daily Archives: May 5, 2011

If Hollywood actually leveled with us…

Posted on May 5, 2011 by The Crib Keeper
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Hollywood Moguls (yes, I realize it’s not the 1940′s), Agents,  Marketing Departments and Actors are getting ready to roll out the gypsy carts (encrusted in diamonds) and get to shilling like the Carnival folk they are…It’s ALMOST SUMMER!!!!!! Here is a funny look at … Continue reading →

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Too Glorious Not to Share

Posted on May 5, 2011 by The Crib Keeper
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 I had to share this classy and beautiful piece of ART(!) with you. I don’t care what your religious beliefs are, we all are members at the church of VELVET MASTERPIECES!  Author’s Note: It’s too beautiful to note that the tree … Continue reading →

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The Voice hasn’t lost it…(yet)

Posted on May 5, 2011 by The Crib Keeper
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It’s amazing how little television I watch these days. Pre-Angry Baby, yours truly enjoyed a nasty weakness for trash TV. It deteriorated to a point that my DVR was there to capture every skank to crawl out of the primordial soup of reality television for … Continue reading →

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Oh Spit.

Posted on May 5, 2011 by The Crib Keeper
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Went to go and pick out an outfit for a lunch I’m having today with a dear friend I haven’t seen in years. Thanks to the near historic laundry avoidance I have practiced this week, all my “cool clothes” are ”iced-out” … Continue reading →

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On second thought, maybe I’ll skip it.

Posted on May 5, 2011 by The Crib Keeper
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After a full year of hating on the Apple iPad, I developed a curious case of iPad2 fever…actually, it wasn’t that “curious,” the Facetime™ feature combined with a forward facing camera is what sold me. I’m getting off topic, the … Continue reading →

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You’re Welcome.

Posted on May 5, 2011 by The Crib Keeper
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I never thought in a million years I would be indebted to Larry the Cable Guy but this morning I just want to shout it from the rooftops: “Thank you Larry the Cable Guy!” Thank you for flaunting your plump … Continue reading →

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Well, this is a Crummy(!) way to Start the day.

Posted on May 5, 2011 by The Crib Keeper
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Dear super foxy readers who took soup for lunch today thinking you were doing your body a solid:   You might want to go purchase a putrid tunafish salad sandwich from the “deli” downstairs (or don’t click the article below.) Men’s Health … Continue reading →

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