In Rainbows

Ladies and Gentlemen, boys and girls, it’s days like today that I’m so proud to live in the greatest country that ever existed in the history of time, I’m talking about Texas, of course.

While the other states have perfectly nice people and gorgeous lands, only Texas was its own sovereign nation. In addition to being the native habitat of Matthew McConaughey AKA the Texas T-Rex, only in Texas can you purchase a truck wrapped in a rainbow.

No, that’s not some euphemism for a Texan Leather Daddy, there’s a truck for sale IN HOUSTON that has been jacked and fitted with a custom holographic wrap that is sure to get your motor running!

Prepare for the 11-year-old girl inside of you to burst forth from a cloud of glitter and squeal with the delight of a thousand unicorns!!!!

YAAAAASSS QUEEEEN!!!!!!!!

GIMMIE GIMMIE I NEED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Unfortunately, unless you have 100,000 clams to spend on its hefty price tag, you’re screwed city. OH, WHEN WILL THE RICH STOP WINNING!?!?

GLORIOUS CHARIOT OF RAINBOW DELIGHT!

Rainbows are pretty awesome when you consider: 1. They show up in rainy times. 2. Rainbow order is one of the most aesthetically pleasing ways to arrange stuff, and 3. All the best go-go dancers sport rainbow dong thongs.

Those of you gloating today, get off of your ample bottoms and reach out to someone on the other side RIGHT NOW. Bummed out at this moment? Channel your sorrows into helping others. Seriously, go do a thing for a person (or animal,) doing good naturally will raise your mood, and good deeds make our country better with every act, GET TO WORK, GURLS!

Rainbows are a symbol of hope, freedom, and God’s promise. In dark times, rainbows remind us that sh*t will get better, eventually. BE THE RAINBOW IN SOMEONE’S RAIN STORM, A RAINBOW IN THE DARK, IF YOU WILL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

via (Thanks Sam!!!)