More Honest Slogans

What if companies were more truthful about their products, and advertisers said what we REALLY were thinking?

Clif Dickens, in addition to having a name built for smut, is also a brilliant graphic designer that I’ve written about before. Because we could ALL start our TUES-the-EXTREME Day with a hearty chuckle, I decided to revisit Clif’s Tumblr, Honest Slogans, to see what fresh hahas he had. Per the usual, I was not disappointed!

First up, is TRUTH:

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AMENZ.

AMENZ.

F*CK Comcast

F*CK Comcast

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Stinks so true.

Stinks so true.

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This one goes out to the world's biggest lighter (and pen) thief, BABY BRO!

This one goes out to the world’s biggest lighter (and pen) thief, BABY BRO!

WHY?

WHY?

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Glad I'm not the only one who loves to pretend they are pillz!

Glad I’m not the only one who loves to pretend they are pillz!

Maybe!?

Maybe!?

I would have accepted "Salty Razors," as well.

I would have accepted “Salty Razors,” as well.

Kill all the helpful stuff.

Kill all the helpful stuff.

Seriously.

Seriously.

I'll cut you for the last blue!

I’ll cut you for the last blue!

This next one goes to L4L, who will tell you the struggle is REAL:

MT knows all about this!

MT knows all about this!

AND FINALLY, What would you do for a Klondike Bar?

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I can’t look at those without thinking of THIS genius and perfect SNL skit, WATCH IT IF YOU HAVEN’T SEEN IT!

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