18 Hilarious Food Name Fails

Get a load of these unfortunately named foodstuffs!

LOLZ

LOLZ

Now with more Grandma flavoring!

Now with more Grandma flavoring!

When you need an extra whiz in your step.

When you need an extra whiz in your step.

To be fair, the sausage sings showtunes, and judges everyone.

To be fair, the sausage sings show tunes and judges everyone.

I'll take a case, please!

I’ll take a case, please!

Ummmmmmmmmm...

Umm…

No.

No.

Warning: It tastes like chlorine and regret.

Warning: It tastes like chlorine and regret.

Might want to have an umbrella handy.

Might want to have an umbrella handy.

Child, please!

Child, please!

Keep your damn fingers away from Marie!

Keep your damn fingers away from Marie!

Creamy Colons are to be eaten by the sack.

Creamy Collons are to be eaten by the sack.

Fun Fact: You really can eat just one.

Fun Fact: You really can eat just one.

Tell me more about this "gravy!"

Tell me more about this “gravy!”

Ol' salty dog!

Ol’ salty dog!

Trust me, you won't be coming back for seconds.

Trust me, you won’t be coming back for seconds.

Mmmm...Shrimp crack.

Mmmm…Shrimp crack.

 

And my favorite, the winner for truth in advertising:

Brutally honest packaging.

Brutally honest packaging.

Regardless of the terrible titles, I’d still hit 99% of them. What can I say, snacks is snacks, amirite?

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